kingdomheartsddd:

bartonbones:

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

burgerkid:

*5 minutes after starting homework*

bepeu:

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

jigglypuffsvevo:

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn